Obama writes about “pussy” in his book

I’m just now reading his first memoir, Dreams from My Father, and I find it amusing due to the fact that being the next US president (and the first black one at that), he’s been forced to walk on eggshells.  Catching a glimpse of his more “human” side from before he entered politics is refreshing.

And yes, he really does mention “pussy” in the book.  It reassures me that I won’t be castrated for having used potentially offensive language when I get deeper into public service.

BlackBerry convo on this very important subject:

Dippi signed in.
Pizon: You read Obama’s books?
Dippi: naa
Dippi: books? You mean those things people read made of paper instead of screens?
Pizon: Lol
Pizon: I think it’s dope our next president has written about “pussy” in a book
Dippi: haha thats fuckin funny
Pizon: Talking about how someone told him to “get that pussy”
Dippi: clinton could only wish he could get away with being so upfront
Pizon: Yea I read Clinton’s book, he wasn’t that forthcoming at all
Pizon: Imagine Obama did his speeches like that tho
Pizon: “There is no black pussy, or white pussy.  There is only United States pussy!”
Dippi: now that would be classic
Dippi: “now go out there, and get you some pussy!”
Pizon: “my opponent claims I want to redistribute the pussy wealth.  But shouldn’t those with the least pussy be awarded the same pussy opportunities as the rest of us?”
Dippi: WORD UP
Dippi: im very for the pussy redistribution policy
Pizon: Haha but Joe the Porn Star wholeheartedly disagrees
Pizon: Even though he’s really Joe Six Inch and we all know he gets no pussy
Dippi: lol

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